Matthew

A boy who cares about his shoes and sucks dick for a living.

He’s such a Matthew.

by Big_Dick_Dave123 November 6, 2017

Matthew

A person who struggles to have a good smile even with good teeth, and instead of giving a answer they may prefer to just grunt, although Matthew is ok at sports.

That person doesn’t know how to smile, he is a Matthew

by Come at me punk! January 22, 2018

Matthew

The name Matthew is usually given to annoying boys who are most likely smart

Person 1: I have to work with Matthew on the task :(
Person 2: it’s okay he is pretty smart though.

by HowTheHellDoIRead December 22, 2018

Matthew

A Matthew is a goof with blonde hair and blue eyes some Matthews are warm hearted and nice Matthews can also be hot

hey look its Matthew my friend

by Chimpy2O March 6, 2019

Matthew

He’s nice and u wanna Hug him all day and if u know him hang in to him cause he’s nice and very charming

Oh there’s Matthew so handsome!

by Hello how are y July 5, 2019

Matthew Hall

This is the definition of many things and can usually relate to words such as wanker, dick head, ass hole, retard, disabled

Matthew Hall is a retard. Matthew Hall is a retard.

by Wendy Hall April 9, 2020

Matthew and Lauren

Matthew and Lauren a couple that stand together and will always be together but they live to bug and tease the crap out of one another making their relationship stronger than anything.

Matthew and Lauren love each other and make fun of each other

by Yeeeee me May 27, 2021