Lapd

Acronym for the L.A.P.D. Pronounced "Lapped" This is when you get pulled over, questioned, arrested, harassed, or even looked at by an officer of the L.A.P.D. It's just another way of saying you got fucked with by the man in L.A.

Guy: Dude that chick's getting lapd over there.
Dude: That's what he gets for giving An Oregon BJ to a 87 year old man on the bus!

Can also be spelled as "Lapped"

by figbush1 March 18, 2010

Lapham

A forceful lap dance that pushes out the most stubborn of turtle-head.

"This celery tastes good now, but I know I'll be looking for a lapham later."

by Crapatoa November 7, 2011

teen lapping

To lick a teen's pussy.

I love making teen lapping to my neighbor.

by Wyseguy July 21, 2005

lapsed

A mentally challenged individual who's lost in the sauce.

You're so lapsed bruv
Lapsed bunda
How lapsed are you

by Lord Pathi February 27, 2017

Laphamization

Giving a dramatic eyewitness report of an event that hasn't happened yet. Laphamizers get busted either when the event goes down differently than reported or the article goes to print before the event happens.
Named after notorious journalistic fabulist -- or talented psychic -- Louis Lapham.

Barbara Stewart's description of that seal hunt was graphic and bloody. Too bad the seal hunt was cancelled. That Laphamization ended her career.

by Shattered Glass May 16, 2009

Laptopping

When you sit on a laptop with your friend as your day's activity, because laptopping can only be done for long hours at a time. You can do anything while laptopping but the most common would be chatting via facebook, or any other communication route like Skype. You most likely send many links back and forth and run out of things to talk about at least a dozen times but keep going anyway. Laptopping is the verb form of laptop. It is literally the verb meaning to use the laptop, generally said when doing so at the same time as a friend. Laptopping.

Friend 1: Hey, do you wanna laptop today?

Friend 2: Sure, I fucking love laptopping!
Friend 1: Calm down.

by madebyafan September 15, 2015

Laptop

To give one individual or more Lap and top

Me and my people just got done using the laptop with Rachel.

by R.i.p Zilyo May 13, 2020