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Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon
by Trem55 January 20, 2017
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tramps knob

a pungent smell of gorgonzola or other similar strong cheese emanating from an unsanitary individual,generally a tramp or other unwashed person.
Have a bath you smell like a tramps knob!!
by flashardone November 25, 2011
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Knob Clobber

When your intimate partner goes down on your Shlong the wrong way and snaps the twig to your berries.
That chick yesterday Knob Clobber(ed) my dong!
by Nice_Jugs_Bro March 31, 2020
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square knob

by yepnupcoz April 12, 2021
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knob

when they have the iq of a literal door knob
example:
*@(insert name here) is typing...*
*almost 30 seconds later*
*still typing*
your response: jesus christ hurry up you fucking knob
by pixieforest March 20, 2021
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knowledge knob

An individual who appears to know the answer to everything, or to be sufficiently well versed in the art of bullshitting to give the illusion that they do. Over time such individuals can become highly revered in society, attaining influential positions and status.
Employee 1 - "Beardie, you old fuckwitt, what does this document mean?"

Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"
by The Poison Dwarf August 3, 2010
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Knob hung

Ever since she took up with Tim, she doesnt go out at all. She is so knob hung
by Sergeant Shank December 2, 2018
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