Mom-jacked

When you post a status and your (or your friend's) mom adds a comment that completely hijacks the status to the point where the topic has changed.

You - "OMG, I totally had the worst day! I fell and broke my leg!"
Mom - "Hey, since you're home, would you please record Dancing With The Stars for me tonight?"
Everyone else - "OMG, I hope Derek Hough wins that Mirror Ball trophy!"
You - "Thanks, mom. You just mom-jacked my pain."

by smc1991 December 16, 2014

Gettin Jacked Up

Going to the bar and get extremely drunk because your wife took the TV away. One who is drunk and unable to drive so he/she tends to get run over or kidnapped or some crazy ass thing.

Use your word in a sentence
Paul,"Man Jimmy was so gettin jacked up last night"
Dave,"Yeah man piss ran down his legs"

by Tay~Tay May 2, 2015

Cracker Jacker

A prostitute in a predominately white part of town.

Friend 1: What is that, friend?
Friend 2: I don't know, possibly one of those cracker jackers.

by QuestionablyLumpy March 12, 2016

flapper jacker

A person who steal your pancakes in the morning.

Hey you gotta look out for bill he is a big time flapper jacker.

by Mikeyismad94 May 30, 2016

Shaft Jackstall

V. The act of beating your meat in school during school hours.

Guy 1: Hey where the fuck where you in AP special Ed?
Guy 2: I skipped and pulled a shaft jackstall in the bathroom".

by Big_nig_6969 June 7, 2018

Arab jacked

Jacked like an Arab dude - big biceps, round tummy

Christina - woahh, check out that guy’s arms!
Katie- Sure, but did you see his stomach? He’s just Arab jacked.

by TetrisPetris July 14, 2018

dog jacker

Someone who’s jacks off dogs

Justin is called a dog jacker because he got caught jacking off gunner

by JT rodilo February 22, 2021