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punch out a chunk of rump junk

Jayden ran to the ceramic throne to punch out a chunk of rump junk.

Don't call that trash 'junk'!

What you eye-twinklingly protest when someone asks you "why you keep all dat junk around"; da joke, of course, is dat YOU YOURSELF are referring to said assorted flotsam and jetsam as being worthless clutter by calling it "trash", and so in effect you are agreeing wif da other person's contention dat you should get rid of said rubbish instead of having it around to clog up your closets and walkways.
I dunno da statistics for how many people who retort, "Hey! Don't call that trash 'junk'!" actually do clean out said jumbled mess anytime soon, but at least they are admitting dat they have a hoarding problem.

kick the bull in the junk 

To poke or prod on a delicate topic or raise an unpopular opinion that will no doubt cause you backlash. Not unlike the response you would receive from kicking a bull in the junk.
You're just going to have to suck it up, and kick the bull in the junk, David.

Irish men get drunk and play with their junk 

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

Irish men get drunk and play with their junk 

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

Mr. Jenks 

Mr. Jenks, the cool history teacher, is a captivating figure in the world of education. With his unruly salt-and-pepper beard and a twinkle in his eyes, he exudes a unique blend of wisdom, enthusiasm, and charisma that instantly captures the attention of his students.

His storytelling prowess is legendary. Whether it's recounting epic battles, highlighting the struggles of ordinary people during historical periods, or sharing intriguing anecdotes about famous personalities, Mr. Jenks has a way of painting vivid pictures with his words. He creates an immersive experience, transporting his students back in time, making them feel like firsthand witnesses to the events they study.

In the eyes of his students, Mr. Jenks is more than just a history teacher. He is a mentor, a guide, and a source of inspiration. His unconventional teaching methods and infectious enthusiasm for the subject have the power to transform even the most disinterested student into a history aficionado. Through his dedication and unique approach, Mr. Jenks leaves an indelible mark on the hearts and minds of his students, shaping them into lifelong learners and critical thinkers.
I was awoken from my sleep when Mr. Jenks started rambling about the Battle of Saratoga.
Mr. Jenks by ryshv February 12, 2024