1 inch 2 inch

1 inch 2 inch is the Dr. Suess way of saying someone has a small dick

Damn I heard Matt has a 1 inch 2 inch

by Cryptdog April 23, 2019

25 inch mega monster cock

The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.

1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.

by Handle can't b blank November 4, 2019

Optical inch

When you man scape and shave your pubes, the male genitals look an inch bigger

The optical inch makes nudes more impressive

by Therealmvpofthegame June 27, 2020

2 inch spiky

Insult meaning a tiny dick, specifically two inches

Stfu Ace all have down there is a 2 inch spiky

by SteakNachos September 25, 2020

an inch off the wall

When a notoriously hot chick is in the twilight of her hotness and about to pass over into mediocrity.

Pam Anderson was the ultimate hot snatch, but I saw her recently and she’s an inch off the wall.

by King of All Questions April 11, 2021

10 inch

Liam Payne train deferring to his large pen!s

Maya: I’m in Payne

Olivia: nah that 10 inch Payne is in u

by Lolz___ June 10, 2021

nmnm inch

nmnm inch is a measurement unit used to measure your loved one. Made by Rahaf and Mahdi

I wanna kiss every nmnm inch of you.

by JulianMcD June 21, 2021