oh guy

A special saying for special people! Only the greatest people there is will know this saying truly means! Your friends will make fun of you for saying this special phrase.. but don’t worry, they’re all haters and want to be you! Keep your head up and rejoice if you are a special soul who says this phrase!

Sarah: I'm so sad man!!! Josh broke up with me!!

You: Oh guy!
Sarah: What’s that supposed to mean??
You: You’ll never know!

by jozie mccraney April 20, 2018

stuff guy

A stuff guy is a guy who seems to be good at everything he does. No matter what activity or pastime this guy tries, he always seems to excel at it. He is simply a guy who's good at stuff.

Guy 1: Can you believe that Kevin is good at basketball too?
Guy 2: Of course. Kevin's a stuff guy.

by TheraconJS May 27, 2013

Hummer guy

The Owner of Aurora Resupply of cocaine

Don't you know Hummer guy is the Owner of Aurora Resupply?

by Softyi April 29, 2021

Guy Him

To beat or to prepare to beat the shit out of someone.

"And so this guy comes up to me at Wendy's talking shit, I have my Corona in one hand and proceed to Guy Him with my free hand."

by thatNigg April 15, 2015

conceited guy

A guy who is mostly a prep or a wannabe prep and thinks that hes everything and every girl wants him and he thinks hes so hot and cool but some people really find him as a jerk and he thinks hes too cool to talk to a non-popular person.

Matt: oh man all the girls want me i'm so awesome. I bet they all want to bang me.
other guy: ugh hes such a conceited guy.

by Random Chick5499 November 27, 2013

Anal Guy

A male prostitute who has an exceptionally large and worn out anus and uses this fact to attract wealthy but lonely male homosexuals. A lot of them also has multiple STIs (sexually transmitted infection) due to the fact that they are so confident and arrogant in their own anal sex capabilities they often neglect the use of a condom.
#gay4pay #pay2gay

Also used to describe timid boys who try to swindle virgins into having anal sex to preserve their virginity.

Can be used as a synonym for conning or swindling others out of something.

George is such an Anal Guy! He made $5 yesterday by having sex with a guy with AIDS!

I was fucking Anal Guy Edwin last night, but then his ass is so loose that shit suddenly came squirting out from his rectum.

Owen the Anal Guy tried to con his virgin Jewish girlfriend into having anal sex with him to preserve her religious purity, but then he got rejected because of his uncircumcised penis.

by ProfessionalCanadian! September 16, 2016

Couch Guy

When you walk into a place where people have been smoking weed, there's always that one guy who's too high to function and is hanging out on the couch. Barely moves or acknowledges his surroundings and is clearly lost in thoughts of some sort. He's couch locked and thusly, the Couch Guy

"Dude, what's up with Dave?"

"Oh, nothing, he's just really baked. He's the Couch Guy."

by The_Sheepinator October 27, 2014