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glass bitch

An extremely stuck up or prissy person, most of the time a female, who considers herself extremely fragile who could be broken easily like glass, when really she's just like the rest of us.
Sharon: Um, I'm not going out there, its too hot, it will mess up my hair
Lisa: We live in fucking Arizona of course its hot you dumb glass bitch.
by Peach Princess August 16, 2009
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Glass Eye

Staring bluntly, not focusing, day dreaming
He had a glass eye when he was starin at her breasts!
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Glasgow Shower

To bath in deoderent or anti-perspirant.
either done in the morning naked or fully clothed when the can is inserted into the clothing and sprayed about a bit.
It was late on a friday and lil jimmy didnt have time to shower, so he banged out the lynx and had a glasgow shower instead. the ladys where none the wiser
by Dazcorp December 11, 2006
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Glasnevin Gaspipe

When you're licking your other half's ass crack and they fart in your mouth. Then you kiss them.
Paul and I did the Glasnevin Gaspipe last night.
by DickDicerDyer March 30, 2009
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Glass Tampax

Someone or something that is utterly useless
"That fat fuckers running shoes are as much use as a glass tampax."
"My grandads love rifle is as much use as a glass tampax, cos he's dead"
"The spunk stain on the IVF clinic carpet is as much use as a glass tampon"
by griggy October 21, 2006
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glass maker

common sarcastic remark referring to your parental units when you're blocking someone's view especially when you're a cross dresser
"yo horace! was your father a glass maker? because you're blocking the tv gyal!"
by Jennny August 5, 2006
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