german teacher

a teacher that teaches folks german

1. do you like our German Teacher?
2. yeah he is a nice fella

by Chernobyl1337 February 6, 2018

German

All that and then some. Built like a Roman God. Is very athletic. And has the ability to conquer. Funny,loving, and good looking

German is a man of all men

by Dmata01 March 8, 2018

German waffle

When a jew and a german guy are spooning and the german suddenly starts saluting and screaming our reich while he farts and accidently gasses the jew.

“ german waffle me Reichsführer “

by Ismeninja July 13, 2018

German Apple Cake

when you’re fucking a German girl from the back, buss on her ass, spread your nut over her cheeks, and sprinkle some powdered some powdered sugar on top.

Adolf: Yaaa, last night I baked Helga a German Apple Cake
Franc: Svveg

by yolo$wag69 June 3, 2019

German

German is the most amazing guy :) He doesnt care about what other people think of him. He is the opposite of my trash ex. Hes sweet to the people he cares about but risk taking and wont open up to the people he doesnt know (me a couple weeks ago :( ) Every friday is an amazing experience where you want to be helddd

germannnn

by sssurbanpage June 11, 2019

Germán

Being so gay it hurts.

Greg: You are such a Germán!
Paul: Am Not!
Greg: Yeah you are I saw you looking at John’s ass!

by HeyBroIAmNotGermán June 28, 2019

German Bobsled

While following someone down the stairs, let them get ahead of you a bit. Position yourself sitting at the top stair, yell "EINS, ZWEI, DREI", and lunge yourself at them crotch first and spread eagle with the speed of an Olympic bobsledder! If you're lucky, your intended will grab you by the crotch in an effort to slow your descent.

Dude, last night I was showing someone around my apt, and I got surprise German Bobsledded! So naturally, I totally reciprocated with the crotch stop

by Palmher December 29, 2019