German laser level

The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.

I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.

by Xxx_ecks_xxX May 16, 2022

German woodchipper

Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth

"Deutscher Holzhacker"

"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"

by Worstgirlfailever March 24, 2024

The German Tissue Box

The act of using a bratwurst/sausage to rip the hymen of a female, just like opening the film on a new tissue box

Person 1: Hey man did you snag Jessica's virginity last night?

Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.

Person 1: right on!

by Kevin Sanchez February 6, 2018

Angry german boy

Eren Jaeger is an angry german boy from aot

Fangirl: omg I love my angry german boy (uwu's intensifys)

by Levi Ackerman tho February 26, 2020

German corn dog

When you put a wooden stick down a man's urethra and eat the corn from his ass while holding the stick.

Walter was hungry so I gave him a german corn dog.

by Jason mcgregor March 5, 2021

German

The easiest language in the world:

Zeug = things
Fahrzeug = Drive thing = car
Werkzeug = Work thing = tool
Grünzeug = Green thing = Plant
Flugzeug = Fly thing = Plane

The German accent is hard to get rid of.

by EinsMalte September 20, 2022

German Grave

The act of when a small group if people (3-6) dig up a dead body. They then apoint a leader to begin reciting Adolf Hitler quotes while rapping the deceased body; the other in the others watch and perform the Nazi salute and this act occurs

Finnaly I got to be the leader of the group for our annual German Grave retreat.

by Drewskiiiiiiu March 15, 2024