Much like a regular knocky, only you use specifically your erect penis for the knockout blow by slapping it across the receiver's jaw.
"Danny, mate, a jist gave some bird a knocky!"
"Aw fair do's brother, ah jist gave mine's a Glaswegian knocky!"
"Aw fair do's brother, ah jist gave mine's a Glaswegian knocky!"
by Yerboidanny December 17, 2018
Get the glaswegian knocky mug.A vase carefully made by an artist, usually made or glass, but sometimes it can be made out of dog food or rhinocerous earfluff, all depends on whta you have at hand.
Wife: I bought a bouqet of flower, do we have a glass vase?
Husband: Yeah, I bought a glass vase two months ago, I got a good deal on it too, don't break it.
Husband: Yeah, I bought a glass vase two months ago, I got a good deal on it too, don't break it.
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by personoftheworld February 8, 2019
Get the Glasses Effect mug.by Daddy Shred March 17, 2019
Get the Glasses cumshot supreme mug.glasses are glass opticals that help people with a weak vision see things CLEARLY.
short-sightedness is very common eye condition for people who wear glasses.however, there are also people who are far-sighted.
overall, Depending on the amount of myopia, you may only need to wear glasses for certain activities, like watching a movie or reading a book.it doesn’t matter if you’re short/far sighted, glasses will always come in handy;)
short-sightedness is very common eye condition for people who wear glasses.however, there are also people who are far-sighted.
overall, Depending on the amount of myopia, you may only need to wear glasses for certain activities, like watching a movie or reading a book.it doesn’t matter if you’re short/far sighted, glasses will always come in handy;)
example 1
Hannah*struggling to read out a word from the board*:hey can you see what it says up there, right after the umm ‘danger’?
Emily: oh no, sorry it isn’t clear to me either.
Hannah:really? but you’re wearing glasses...
Emily*loses temper*: i- hold on—lemme just clear this up: GLASSES HELP ME SEE STUFF JUST LIKE YOU DO AND DOES NOT MAKE ME SEE BETTER THAN YOU.understood?
example 2
Ron: hey can i try your glasses for a second...
Harry: NO PLE-
Ron*grabs it anyway and tries it on*: UHH how can you even SEE with these glasses¿!?
Harry:*face palms* ugh gimme those—
example 3
Dustin: *wears new glasses*
Erica: “NERD!”
Dustin: HEY!
Lucas: ERICAAA
Hannah*struggling to read out a word from the board*:hey can you see what it says up there, right after the umm ‘danger’?
Emily: oh no, sorry it isn’t clear to me either.
Hannah:really? but you’re wearing glasses...
Emily*loses temper*: i- hold on—lemme just clear this up: GLASSES HELP ME SEE STUFF JUST LIKE YOU DO AND DOES NOT MAKE ME SEE BETTER THAN YOU.understood?
example 2
Ron: hey can i try your glasses for a second...
Harry: NO PLE-
Ron*grabs it anyway and tries it on*: UHH how can you even SEE with these glasses¿!?
Harry:*face palms* ugh gimme those—
example 3
Dustin: *wears new glasses*
Erica: “NERD!”
Dustin: HEY!
Lucas: ERICAAA
by myster.io July 23, 2019
Get the glasses mug.Parents, my kids & I saw alert on highway about 2 escaped prisoners.
Mom asks "where did they escape from?"
I reply "from prison"
Mom says "thanks for stating the obvious glasses-on-butt"
Mom asks "where did they escape from?"
I reply "from prison"
Mom says "thanks for stating the obvious glasses-on-butt"
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