monkey food

slang for coke in a somewhat ethnic way

hey ya got any monkey food?

by joe February 16, 2005

Food Angry

that feeling you get when you've gone past the point of hungry and you are more than just a little bit cranky.

Dude 1: Hey bro, I just went down to McDonalds and ate my weight in burgers, I would've brought you something but I forgot.

Dude 2: Man, fuck you.

Dude 1: Someone's a bit food angry...

by crapetatecarpet April 8, 2010

Food Stamps

A wonderful form of money that can buy a lot of low priced chit

I bought my house car and used shoes with it.

fuq i ran out of money, I'll buy your light up crayon with food stamps

something P' Diddy hasn't heard of

by AlexKidd95 December 19, 2011

Food Whore

A woman who performs sexual acts based on previous meal purchased.

Him: "I have two not so G-Rated Questions for you, you ready for them? lol. What's your cup size now? And how do you feel about anal? lol Just wondering."

Her: "Uhhh pay for dinner and anal is a maybe. Only if I can get steak and three drinks. I might even suck your dick. The night is young. Hell you can stick a finger in my butt if you get me dessert."

Him: "Yes! I love food whores!"

by XOX from PDX June 24, 2014

Safety Food

safe·ty food

n. pl. safe·ty foods

The condition of frozen or canned items to scoff incase you are trapped long after local sub shops are closed or some joker took your last two bucks.

I was totally broke but located some safety food in my desk drawer.

by Deb_in_NH May 10, 2005

best food

piz·za
ˈpētsə/
noun
a dish of Italian origin consisting of a flat, round base of dough baked with a topping of tomato sauce and cheese, typically with added meat or vegetables.

"What topping would you like for your best food?"
"It doesn't matter it's going to taste great either way."

by Aesthetic.Pizza November 30, 2014

Airplane food

A light meal to eat while flying to your destination. Nobody knows what the deal with it is.

Hey, man. What’s the deal with airplane food?
I don’t know. What’s the deal with airplane food?

by CoolCatUD November 16, 2019