2 definitions by Deb_in_NH

Safety Food

safe·ty food

n. pl. safe·ty foods

The condition of frozen or canned items to scoff incase you are trapped long after local sub shops are closed or some joker took your last two bucks.

I was totally broke but located some safety food in my desk drawer.

by Deb_in_NH May 10, 2005

Joe Namath

When you are drinking with someone you don't know very well and they suddenly want to kiss you.

There was a group of us and Gary pulled a total 'Joe Namath' and tried to paw me. Why didn't someone tell me that old guy can't handle vodka?

by Deb_in_NH October 10, 2006