Fake Fan (Football)

A Fake Football Fan (or Glory supporter) claims they support a football team with huge interest, but in a matter of fact have only supported them for them winning a trophy or because their friends support them . Many fake fans support Manchester United, but there are many others. Many fake fans "swot" up on their desired clubs facts and spit these facts out at you and every possible moment, to prove their support for the club. But in real terms, they never have watched them in the skin and have only watched them on television. Also, some fake fans my buy replica shirts as well, and wear these at every possible moment to prove their support.

" Did you know that Wayne Rooney...". "Ryan Giggs is...." "But you're such a Fake Fan (Football)

by Liam.M May 22, 2011

FAKEASSBITCH

FAKEASSBITCH - A girl who is really fake, and thinks shes sweet

You FAKEASSBITCH, go make me some salad

by zeroassault0221 June 27, 2004

fake bitch

A tone or personality that is not the real you. Used to take care of business.

I had to turn the "fake bitch" on to get a second interview.
Why do we have to put on airs with the "fake bitch" just to make people happy?

by next1up September 29, 2005

Fake

fake
Verb
faking, faked
1. to cause something not genuine to appear real or more valuable by fraud
2. to pretend to have (an illness, emotion, etc.)

Heather is a fake

by humdi1 March 31, 2009

Fake Break

Fake break:- time away with your spouse and children under the age of 7, where you spend time in swimming pools, petting farms and zoos but do not get any personal time to relax

I asked Chris if he had a good time on holiday: he replied he was away with his wife and kids and so it was a "Fake Break

by Rags 64 August 26, 2010

fake vegetarian

A pretentious person whom wants to act like a vegetarian, but they love having the bratwurst in and around their mouth. They also pretend to support green movements, but secretly eat the bones of KFC from bins.

Tom Jones: M8 eating meat is bad!?!
Rick Ross: U weren't saying that last night with my creamy bratwurst in your mouth..
Tom Jones: What are you saying...
Rick Ross: that you aint thuggin' son, you a fake vegetarian.

by m8udunkno July 22, 2014

fake tan

will make you orange

P1: "did you see Eve's fake tan?"
P2: "yeah she looks like an orangutan!"

by querky June 22, 2015