I can't read or write but I've got really wealthy parents so I'm going to become an officer with the donkey wollopers !
by muffindamule October 6, 2006
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by amp18 January 29, 2007
Get the f'donkulous mug.Donkey tits are the mammory glands of a sloppy, thick bodied female. Generally the breasts of a swamp donkey. Donkey tits are generally the only redeeming quality of these husky heffers, and as such they will commonly be over exposed.
Guy 1: "You see that fat girl with half a shirt on"
Guy 2: "Ya, she needs to cover those donkey tits"
Guy 1: "Was that a swamp donkey? I just saw a set of donkey titties"
Guy 2: I donno, I didnt see her, all i heard was "HEE HAWW HEE HAWW"
Guy 2: "Ya, she needs to cover those donkey tits"
Guy 1: "Was that a swamp donkey? I just saw a set of donkey titties"
Guy 2: I donno, I didnt see her, all i heard was "HEE HAWW HEE HAWW"
by JackMeHoffHard March 14, 2010
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1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it.
2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip.
3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!)
4. A cock face dick bandit!
5. Your the cock face dick bandit!
6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK!
7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK!
8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)
1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it.
2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip.
3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!)
4. A cock face dick bandit!
5. Your the cock face dick bandit!
6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK!
7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK!
8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)
by Hoo-Ah July 24, 2010
Get the Mongolian Swap Donkey mug.A term that refers to a woman who is an extreme whore. Typically found sucking dick for cocaine and/or meth. Habitats include larger, urban cities as well as smaller communities (e.g. Altus, OK.)
That girl is such a C-Donkey: she doesn't know who either of her baby's daddies are, and she has gonnorhea.
by Andrea n' Patrick March 23, 2008
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