fun doctor

The doctor that tells a dead person’s relatives of their passing.

I lost my surgery privileges, I get to be the fun doctor now.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

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Cotton doctor

Someone who eats lots of prepackaged meat like slim Jim’s, beef sticks if any sort, or beef jerky.

Paddy: His breath smells terrible!
Jack: Yeah it’s because he’s a cotton doctor…

by Lanky boi alto March 27, 2022

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Busy Doctor

A person that has lots of patience.

OK, I've been waiting on Charlie for three days now. I must be a Busy Doctor.

by rIpPiN_rUGz August 12, 2022

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A slang term for opioids, where they are viewed as a doctor's way of giving someone the middle finger. If the doctor can't diagnose a patient's condition, and the patient continues to insist on treatment options in spite of the doctor's reluctance, the doctor may prescribe the patient opioids as a way of simply shutting them up rather than helping them figure out what's wrong. Given the naturally addictive nature of opioid medications, this is often seen as a doctor's way of hurting someone back, often being viewed as the worst-kept secret of American healthcare.

"I recently found out my grandma's death was attributed to an opioid overdose. She'd received the doctor's middle finger over her chronic kidney troubles in 2006, and things were never really the same for her since then."

by Inlovewithabsol January 9, 2023

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Alleyway Doctor

An Alleyway doctor is a doctor that gives slightly questionable advice and is overall an unreliable figure.

They are typically embedded in British culture and associated with drug dealers.

"Dude you went to an alleyway doctor, no sane Doctor prescribes psilocybin mushrooms for insomnia."

by Han from myspace February 16, 2023

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