dildo island

a place for the dildo lovers. great getaway, must bring dildo or you get tortured by ugly woman.

I got my dildo on Dildo Island!

by dildoluver January 2, 2009

dildo

long lavishing slippery slope that pleases young girls of the ages between 13-20
or lonely girls who no man wants to insert his dildo inside the girls va jj

i used my dildo to give a nasty yeast infection

by ares cook April 18, 2017

National dildo trick shot day

October 5th is national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in one dildo trick shot per hour. Followed by 30 minutes of brutal anal rape.

I can’t wait for national dildo trick shot day.

by Anal descimater October 3, 2017

Brick-o-dildo

A dildo with such irregular proportions it may be deceived as a brick. It was once said that the relic itself possesses mystic healing proporties and can cure impotence. When struck by Gimley's axe, the brick-o-dildo will split into equal proportions, revealing a Kinder egg which the beholder may claim as a reward.

Joe Bloggs: Dude, what the fuck is that!
Jay: Oh, it's my brick-o-dildo.
Joe Bloggs: Sweeeeeeeeeet.

by Anonamonamon June 9, 2011

Colonial Dildo Supplier

one who is so useless that they should have their own dick cut off inorder for a women to finally find a use for them by useing their dick as a dildo in colonial times.

I'm so bored I am going to just rip that mans dick off and use him as a Colonial Dildo Supplier.

by gtimbuktu105 September 9, 2010

diefol

an expression use to determine the way your feeling.

I am diefol that i will get an A on this test

by ROMNEY November 25, 2004

dildomcjerkin

The act of using an item as a fake penis to "jerk it off" to disturb people.

*strokes large piece of wood while holding it to crotch*
Andy: you like this? Yeahh you doo
Pumpkin: aHHHHHH dildomcjerkin

by Andeh Fizzle February 8, 2008