fap cop

Fap cop
Someone you live with who never let's you have privacy and will always show up right when your about to do the deed and make it impossible to fap, most likely a older sister or brother who stays up late and invades privacy without waring or cause.

My sister shows up to use the computer right out side my door every time I'm about to fap, she is a fap cop.

by Macadamias May 18, 2014

Cop Boob

When a woman cop wears a bulletproof vest too tight and her boobs hang out the side.

“Bro, I was so distracted by her cop boob that I couldn’t even nab that perp.”

by Bathy the Butt June 14, 2018

Cops

Disgusting pieces of racist shit

Cops are fucking cows bro

by Daddy568 September 6, 2020

cops water

When cops take a break deepthroating roaring water at the store.

Shopper:I saw that cops water!
Emily:He sure is holding through it.

by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021

Cop Clubs

Cop Clubs- Any Planet Fitness or Applebee's

Sharon:Hey, Peters, do you have a Black Card Membership to Cop Clubs?

Peters: Youbetcha

by AddictedTo_VaginalSkin September 18, 2024

Rollo Cop

Police officer or security guard that gets around by riding a Segway.

That Rollo Cop chased me down and gave me a ticket for jaywalking!

by JohnnyKC September 21, 2011

cop a cuff

To find a woman/man and start a relationship

Yes let me cop a cuff for the winter

by foley212 November 12, 2017