cookie monster

The furry blue monster who eats large amounts of cookies on children's TV.

The cookie monster better quit eating too many cookies, or else he's gonna be obese.

by CanDA19 June 16, 2006

Eat The Cookie

Where two or more guys stand in a circle and jack off onto a cookie. And then whoever skeet skeets last is forced to eat it.

Welp Dan you skeet'd last so I guess that means you have to eat the cookie.

by Sars4U June 23, 2009

butter cookie

Refers to any hole, including, but not limited to, a vagina that is so tight you can only get one finger through.

Dude, Julie's pussy is so tight it's like fingering a butter cookie!

by The Captain Awesome! April 15, 2008

smelling cookies

A way to say that someone looks like they are a homoxexual without saying it out loud. Because gay guys often have a look on their face like they are smelling cookies. It is from a Dane Cook standup comedy joke.

That guy over by the bar is so smelling cookies.

by lusciousdragon February 03, 2010

Cum-on-a-Cookie

Cum-on-a-Cookie is a masturbation game that your cum-buddies like to play. Everyone beats their meat, blows their load(s) on Oreos, and the last guy to have his dick-gasm is fed the cookies.

We played Cum-on-a-Cookie, and I lost, so they fed me the cookies - yum!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

cookie

n. slang for marijuana

Do we have any cookies left?

I'm going over to so-and-so's place to get some cookies.

by Ace Cassidy November 13, 2004

Cookie Dough

A sly term for marijuana. Also relates to the action of getting baked.

stoner 1: "Hey you wanna go bake some cookies?"
stoner 2: "Yeah, i got the cookie dough"

by one last dance with maryjane July 20, 2010