continental breakfast

n.

1. A small breakfast consisting of coffee and a roll or bran muffin, named so not for continental airlines (as popularly believed), but rather, because coffee coupled with a bran muffin tend to make one have to defecate, close to the point of <i>incontinence</i>.

The continental breakfast they offered really made me have to crap.

by Sommy September 8, 2004

Pussy Control

The ability of a woman to give sexual pleasure by tightening, squeezing, and massaging with the muscles of her vagina.

"When I'm having sex with Stephanie I can usually hold out for as long as I want, but last night she unleashed her pussy control and it felt so good that I came right then."

by Raging Primate August 7, 2009

contra

A form of marching tuba that produces a massive dark sound. Commonly used by drum corps

these sousaphones are crap, why didn't (insert name of band director) buy contras instead?

by Chuck Harrigan October 21, 2007

Contard

A conservative who is a retard, usually uses the slur “libtard” Usually republican.

Person 1: “It’s all the Democrats fault! Blame those libtards!”
Person 2: “Shut the fuck up contard”

by Pseudomnyn September 27, 2020

Photoshop Contest

A competition in which participants use Adobe Photoshop and source images to synthesise an image, usually humorous.

Does not include coloring contests in which black and white drawings are colored digitally, even if they are colored using Adobe Photoshop.

I won the Photoshop Contest with my image, entitled, "l337 on a Friday Afternoon".

by Proffesor L. C Johnson February 9, 2003

Physical Contact

Showing affection to another. Continuously touching body, showing love. Couples show affection (physical contact) most times by kissing or touching each other repetitively.

Man, do you see how much physical contact Joey is showing torwards Lauren. How is that not PDA.

by ski fielding July 20, 2016

contominated

All girls who have dated or been with Tom

You don't want that shit, she's been contominated

by Tom3 October 15, 2006