Canada's History, is an elaborate sex move, starting off this unusual fornication deals with the insertion of moose antlers into one or more holes of the mail or females partners body.
Then the contender with the most antlers sticking out from them is water-bordered with the contents of a bottle of maple syrup. Then natural sexual intercourse may occur, providing that the antlers may need to be removed from the frontal are of the female, then finally at the entirety of the climax, the fruits of there labors are emptied into the Stanly Cup, witch the couple then drinks from deeply.
Then the contender with the most antlers sticking out from them is water-bordered with the contents of a bottle of maple syrup. Then natural sexual intercourse may occur, providing that the antlers may need to be removed from the frontal are of the female, then finally at the entirety of the climax, the fruits of there labors are emptied into the Stanly Cup, witch the couple then drinks from deeply.
Dude, Stephan Colbert was talking about that nasty Canada's History on his show last night......nasty shit man.
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Canadian manufacturer of outerwear specialized for extreme cold weather. Many researchers choose Canada Goose jackets for expeditions into the Antarctic, where such apparel is actually needed.
However tools in Toronto wear these jackets as a fashion statement, even though they are not on an expedition to the Antarctic. It shows their vulnerability to the relatively low temperatures compared to where penguins live. Or they are happy being douchebags that like to follow ridiculous trends.
This faggotry further propagates the hatred towards Torontonians by the rest of Canada.
Canadian manufacturer of outerwear specialized for extreme cold weather. Many researchers choose Canada Goose jackets for expeditions into the Antarctic, where such apparel is actually needed.
However tools in Toronto wear these jackets as a fashion statement, even though they are not on an expedition to the Antarctic. It shows their vulnerability to the relatively low temperatures compared to where penguins live. Or they are happy being douchebags that like to follow ridiculous trends.
This faggotry further propagates the hatred towards Torontonians by the rest of Canada.
Look at me sporting my Blue Jays New Era hat, and Canada Goose jacket, now that just SCREAMS classy.
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