Gran-Cracker

Geriatric form of a typical cracker.
An old white person.

That old lady almost hit me in the parking lot! I don't think she could even see over the steering wheel.

Yeah, she was a gran-cracker for sure.

by Ushie December 16, 2008

funnel caker

a person who really likes funnel cakes.

John: I want to go to a carnivel & get some funnel cake.

Sally: Your such a funnel caker.

by breezybree June 30, 2009

noobie-caker

A noob at call of duty he enjoys using noob tubes and shoutguns. singular version of noobie-cake which means a team of noobie-cakers.

A level 1 noobie-caker has no idea what hes doing, he is using noob tubes.

by Yur boti November 14, 2009

Oblyveus Cracker

Caucasian rapper who believes he is the greatest hip hop artist of all time, but who is fat and dorky. The godfather of 5150 Drift style of hip hop.

He's not a rapper, he's fat, white, geeky, and bald. Thats Oblyveus Cracker crazy cracker rapper.

by {======}~~~$m0k3r July 20, 2010

Axle cracker

A speed bump. So named because if you drive too fast over one, it can cause serious damage to the suspension and/or axles of your car.

I had to take my car to the shop because I drove over an an axle cracker that I didn't see. The repairs cost me more than the car itself!

by meow2u3 August 25, 2010

click clacker

n. - television remote control

I already looked in the couch and I still can't find the click clacker.

by 666lbSquid November 28, 2010

Earny Cracker

A person that is mean to only one specific race.

He is a mean Earny Cracker.

by Daniel Miers September 15, 2011