christmas cracker 

Christmas Cracker: adj (seasonal) - a large jagged turd, the product of over indulgance

Desmond took half an hour in the 'smallest room' straining to pull a 'Christmas cracker'

christmas cracker by eddythebastard April 13, 2016

pull a cracker

Chiefly British def - setting off a firecracker, or "Christmas Cracker". Christmas crackers are a traditional Christmas favorite in the UK. The Christmas Crackers are short cardboard tubes wrapped in colourful paper. There is normally a Cracker next to each plate on the Christmas dinner table. When the crackers are pulled - with a bang! - a colourful party hat, a toy or gift and a festive joke falls out.

"Sirius had not contacted Harry at all ... he did not like to think of Sirius alone in his mother's old house, perhaps pulling a lonely cracker (pull a cracker) with Kreacher."

J.K. Rowling.Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. New York. Arthur A. Levine books (Scholastics). 2003

pull a cracker by tieztoez July 3, 2016

Florida Cracker 

A white NATIVE BORN Floridian, usually with pre-civil war Floridian ancestry.

The Florida Cracker has become an endangered species, mostly because of all the golf-playing, non-driving, constant-bitching ASSHOLE yankee retirees that move to Fla.

Florida Cracker by The Last Rebel September 2, 2008

Russian Nut Cracker 

The brutal act, of being restrained, and having a set of vice grip pliers, clamped to ether testicle at the same time, as a form of torture. Performed by the KGB when exchange of information is absolutely necessary. This will often cause extreme pain, often popped testicles, and leave the victim unable to speak in low baritone voices.

Guy 2: "Dude, Poor Joe."
Guy 3: "What happened to him?"
Guy 2: "He got the Russian Nut Cracker..."

Guy 1: (In a really high voice)"Hi Guys!"

Russian Nut Cracker by Sangelo December 16, 2009

Al-Cracker 

Kind of like Al-Qaeda, but more like Timothy McVeigh.

I’m not scared of Al-Qaeda, hell I’m from Brooklyn. I’m more scared of Al-Cracker!

Al-Cracker by dorkbreath October 23, 2011

anus cracker 

A term used to describe a person who acts like an ignorant fool.

Picture someone who is so low, he or she is not even worthy to eat a cracker topped with your droppings.

"Yo momma is so fat she sat on a dolla and popped out fo' quatas!"

"My mom just died of leukemia you anus cracker."

anus cracker by Liz P March 12, 2007

Christ on a Cracker 

Variation of Jesus Christ on a Cracker. An English idiom that represents surprise.

Brigitte finally did something right? Well Christ on a Cracker!

Christ on a Cracker by Brigitte Polcyn October 4, 2008