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muck cooked

/muh-k/ /ko͝okt/
adjective

slang term for getting wasted

mega stoned
I got so muck cooked the other night I couldn't find my toes in the carpet.
by Wordsmithingtonburger April 8, 2022
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Cady Cook

A beautiful, sexy, queen. Every boy is in love with her and their eyes lit up when she walks in the room.

Usually a brunette with brown or blue eyes. Has a lot of friends; is athletic and very smart. If you get a Cady Cook as a girlfriend never let her go. She is a fuckin barbie doll. Everyone wants to be her, and is very jealous of her. Has a great style and loves comfortable clothes. Every boy wants to eat her pussy.
Boy 1- Have you seen the new girl Cady Cook?
Boy2- Not yet
Boy 1- She is so sexy and beautiful
by Gerimono January 20, 2018
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Cooked

altered dishonestly; falsified.
"as the result of cooked books, stock prices soared"
by Arminkshipper April 6, 2025
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Platty cooks

Lethal strain that makes you tweak and geek.
"mate platty cooks is telling me aliens in UFOs built sham castle"
by Jando22 March 18, 2025
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Cooked

done for/getting a ass whooping/in deep trouble
Bro eli is so cooked because his mom caught him geeked
by Amia Chiuec November 7, 2025
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Cook

To create or work on something that is of good quality. A person may be "cooking" if they are concocting a plan, laying out an idea, or creating something in real life, as a cook does to food.

"To cook" often has a positive meaning. One might say "let him cook" when someone is concocting something well, or say "he is not cooking" if someone is creating something that is not of high quality. It may also be possible, however, to cook something badly, in which case one would say "do not let him cook".

This new definition of the word may derive from the idea of cooking in general, or more specifically in Breaking Bad when Walter White says "Jessie, we need to cook". The new definition of "to cook" has nothing to do with the new definition of the adjective "cooked". In fact, they can be contrasted, and to ask how someone is faring you could ask "are you cooking or cooked?"
A: The best way to eat pickles is with peanut butter.
B: What is blud blabbering about?
C: Hold on, he's onto something, let him cook.
B: Bro is not cooking 💀
by Hero of Milk April 16, 2024
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Your cooked

used to symbolize an upcoming L your about to take, or a L you have already taken
james: dude, jamal has been in my girls DM's recently
john: bro doesn't he have a 8 inch penis? Your cooked bro
by sidobelei December 26, 2023
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