Bill Clinton

Once upon a time not long ago I was a hoe
And Hillary knew this shit
It don’t matter tho,
she still took the dick

And Monica too
But I never had sexual relations with that woman
😉

He’s a Bill Clinton.

by anonymous November 22, 2020

Presidential Cling-On Running Gag

A phrase to describe how president trump is clutching to his presidency when he actually didnt win the 2020 election

Trump: I WON THIS ELECTION! BY A LOT!
DG: nah bro thats just a presidential cling-on running gag

by BeanSucc January 7, 2021

Bill Clinton

A Bill Clinton is when you squeeze your dogs anal gland and he cums on your bitches blouse. An ode to the stain on the Blue dress. They said it was Bill but really it was the family dog. Bill was squeezing on the glands.

Hey I gave a Bill Clinton to this bitch the other day and they tried to say it was my jizz!

by ChronosOm February 20, 2021

Cause Clinger

A person who posts on social media their undying affection and steadfast devotion to a person with "different abilities" or disease even though they have little to nothing to do with that person in real life unless it's for a photo-op or social media post.

Patty's FB post: "Here's my beautiful & amazing little friend who lights up my world!!!" {Picture attached hugging"little friend" in wheelchair}

Outsiders: "That Patty really is amazing for all she does for disabled people!"

Family of the disabled person: "That Patti is a real Cause Clinger, huh? It's the first time we've seen her in two years, but she acts like she sees us all the time. Fake. Gross. Sad."

by Rudy Ringpop March 22, 2021

Jeff Clingenpeel Jr.

My dad who will be the chef at a cookout after we kick Calendario out of the property.

"He thinks he owns this property? Then he's a fucking nut." - Jeff Clingenpeel Jr.

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton is the wife of Bill Clinton. During Bill Clinton's presidency, she did all the work as president. Bill Clinton only got to be president because he is a man.

Hillary Clinton: I must find a way to assassinate my husband.

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022

Hillary Clinton

A fat cheeked demon.

The devil has those Hillary Clinton cheeks.

by Chippeddiamond June 10, 2022