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santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is completley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".
Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.
by Quinn Marie October 7, 2006
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batter

The object of your affection; someone with whom you are caking.
You were getting awfully friendly over there. Who's the batter?
by J. Dodz May 1, 2006
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Battered Liberal

Another Sterotype created by the Conservative Hate Culture to promote stereotypes against liberals. See Conservative Sucker Punch

Typical Heard on Right-Wing Political Hate Radio.

ex: Rush Limbaugh
Everyone laughed at the Wingnut who called the person he was debating a Battered Liberal.
by Bob_the_Patriot December 5, 2007
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11 inch cake batter maker

A pretty enormous sized penis that can ejaculate a large amount of semen with the thickness of cake batter.
Jennifer: Wow who made this much cake batter and left it out?

Tom: Thats not cake batter but i'll show you my 11 inch cake batter maker! (whips it out and ejaculates on jennifer)

Jennifer: What the fuck tom?! its all thick and hot and tastes so good!
by Vince! May 17, 2008
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Batti

Finna batti innit?
by Scarlett's Desire August 21, 2012
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Pancake Batter

Sun City Girls in the song "Porno Shop": My job to me will never matter cuz I'll end up with the pancake batter.
by Spin B February 22, 2011
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Boston Brownie Batter

Pooping in a clear glass bowl while it is over someone's face, giving them a view of the process and the resulting bowl of "brownie batter."
"Theresa showed up to the prom with a large glass bowl in the limo. I knew she was planning to give me some boston brownie batter later in the evening, and I just wasn't looking forward to it as much as she was."
by jackirose January 28, 2009
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