artillery

1. a handgun or any other weapon, especially one carried by a criminal

2. a drug users hypodermic syringe

That artillery is not a good sign.

by The Return of Light Joker August 7, 2009

blowjob artist

Someone who fancies himself to be a "big deal," but who is generally only a small-time writer or a member of an inconsequential local band, and who is seen frequenting the "hip club."

"Man, that Manny dude is a blowjob artist to the extreme; he's always promoting his shit at Duke's Pub."

"That savory hispter with the mullet and bangs in his eyes is quite the blowjob artist, I hear."

by Jackson "Bernabo" Wainwright March 19, 2007

artist

a person who is too dumb and not capable to do anything else. usually has a mental disorder or is on drugs

>why did you become an artist?
>because i failed school and i'm not usefull for anything else.

by 143555e4 December 16, 2010

artifax

a place to buy marijuana and/or other illicit drugs paraphernalia. Often seen in urban areas where marijuana is very popular.

Kid 1 : I need a new bowl, mine broke. Where can i get one?
Kid 2 : Just hit up artifax they got everything.

by sayanythingmatt July 20, 2008

artiga

An Asshole. The scum of the earth. The bitchiest of the bitch is artiga.

Hey your a real artiga today!

by Fernfern26 May 30, 2017

pocket artillery

A term referring to, often a handgun, that is extremely powerful.

"A S&W M686 .357 Magnum revolver is pocket-artillery, and sometimes used by Navy SEAL's. Oh, and a Desert Eagle .50AE is pocket-artillery as well."
-me

by Dave September 10, 2004

Makeout Artist

playboy/girl, womanizer, pleasure seeker,

Last night, the guy that I was interested in was actually a makeout artist! I'm actually looking for a long term relationship ):

by nekeke November 22, 2011