babe in the woods

A person who seemingly knows nothing about a situation/something.

'C'mon, don't give me that babe in the woods routine'

babe in the woods by R.I.P Dimebag December 30, 2004

C-Word Pass 

The Legendary C-Word Pass is above almost above all passes. It's power is as powerful as the N-Word Pass. Use this pass to call your caucasian (white) friends a white cracker or white cunt without the possibility of getting beat up.

Black guy: Hey wassup my white crackers
White guy: What the fuck did you say to me little shit? You have a pass for that?
Black guy: *Shows C-Word Pass*
White guy: WTF!? Okay, I won't fuck you up, btw wassup?

C-Word Pass by UrBoiBrighterThanThanos February 2, 2019

F-N-C Word 

A combo of bad words turned in to 1 frankenstien bad word the word is fuckin nigger cunt then it was made in to mother fuckin nigger cunt then turned in to mother fuckin nigger cunt nazi then finally turned in to mother fuckin nigger cunt nazi unicorn. Michal Showalter &Michal Ian Black made the word on there show Michal & Michal have issues

Your a mother fucking nigger cunt nazi unicorn. F-N-C Word

F-N-C Word by jjazz0329 July 15, 2009

word salad

An incoherent jumble of words, normally refers to speech observed in schizophrenia.

"And my time is a piece of wax fallin’ on a termite that’s chokin’ on the splinters"

word salad by typo December 28, 2004

word 

A versatile declaration, originating (more or less) in hip-hop culture.

"Word" has no single meaning, but is used to convey a casual sense of affirmation, acknowledgement, agreement, or to indicate that something has impressed you favorably.

Its usage among young blacks has been parodied ad nauseam among clueless suburban whites.

"Come on, man, we're going to the store."
"Word."

word by Greenie August 21, 2003

N-Word Pass 

A sacred, all-mighty treasure that has been worshipped for its unlimited power since ancient times. The artifact originated in the palace of king Etana of Sumer, and has been guarded in the depths of a secret chamber. With it, the holder, no matter who they are, and regardless of their race, may legally say the n-word without getting they ass jumped.To receive an n-word pass is to receive a top class of respect in the hood. It is said that for centuries, countless wars have been fought over the n-word pass and who shall be its rightful owner.It is to this day that the power of the n-word pass is biologically granted to black people.

*It is important to note that all people of African or black heritage (at least 40%) have a natural n-word pass,which they are granted at birth. It is theorized that it acts as an organ, inside the testicles.

*It is also important to note that for those who receive an n-word pass, unless the giver says otherwise, that the pass will expire after a certain amount of time, which is typically, but not always, exactly 69 days after receiving the n-word pass.

Jamal brownie: you a real nigga in the hood
Jimmy gringo: for real man?
Jamal brownie: yea my nigga, here's a n-word pass
Jimmy gringo: it is an honor to call you my nigga
Nigga standing by#1 : man jump this foo
Nigga standing by#2:its ight homie he got the n-word pass

N-Word Pass by dat young nigga drip December 30, 2019

In The Woods 

Lost or confused. Unable to see the forest for the trees. Given that golfers try to avoid the wooded parts of a golf course, this adds irony to the phrase when used in reference to Tiger Woods.

His affair was going great but then his wife found out and now he's in the woods

In The Woods by Havan_IronOak June 19, 2011