urine container

The little plastic jar you pee in for a urine sample/test.

Also called a Specimen Container.

Tracy received a urine container for a urine sample from her doctor as part of her weekly drug testing routine.

by bob the builder's mom November 16, 2013

urinal miming

The act of standing at a public urinal with urinal shock & pretending to pee. This is done in order to avoid you looking weird to guys in the urinals next to you. Usually finished off with a fake snake shake & a loud, satisfied "ahhh".

"There was a queue! I couldn't just stand there waiting for the piss to come. I had to do some urinal miming & get the hell out."

by John Superman December 6, 2013

Uringasm

The shiver you get during or after urination.

"Dude, i was just pissing in the toilet and i had a total uringasm. So, i'm sorry but i accidentally pissed on your floor."

by Vic The Bitter April 4, 2014

urinal wall

When you use a urinal (guys only, obviously) and then you discover you accidentally put your boxers on backwards and can't find slit.

"Man I cant believe I Urinal Walled myself, quick grab a papertowel"

by Druid4leaf July 15, 2014

Urinaphobia

The fear that one's urination will cause embarrassment or laughter because the tinkling is seemingly louder when using public bathrooms. In more detail the condition is often described by patients as a great fear that everyone in the toilets has heard one's tinkle as if the sound came by loud speaker; and greater is the breakdown for one's who are traumatised persons who believe the attention was on alert by F.E.M.A. This condition has manifested via brainwashing by school bullies that has not been curbed by the efforts of public officials or the criminal judicial system.

She made me believe I've got that thing...the thing they call urinaphobia because my pee did get louder in the stall and I didn't even care about the stench in the other stall...Do I to wait 'till I get home cause I'd have that "on arrival" cue before I get to the door. Know what I mean? I hate that people are noticing that about me.

by Vivian Taylor de' Martin May 5, 2015

urinal patty

When someone takes a dump in a urinal and the deuce settles there into a nice cutlet

Man, what's that smell? Ah, it looks like someone left us a good-sized urinal patty. Dig in!

by kenickers October 27, 2015

urinal parking

to park a car in such a way that you are not directly next to other vehicles. Similar to how males prefer to pee at urinals.

Yesterday I wasn't to confident in my parking skills so I was forced into urinal parking my ride.

by honey_badger959 December 12, 2015