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Snaking and Taking 

When two males participate in the act of gay sex discreetly, like when a snake hides in the grass. Thus, "being a snake in the grass" but also "Taking" it up the ass.
I heard noises last night. I couldn't see them, but I could hear them. I think the neighbours were "Snaking and Taking"

now that's what i'm talkin! 

Talkin' is a short term for the cosmos itself. Understanding this phrase is like trying to understand the creation of the universe. No one can or will ever discover the true meaning or creation of the universe, therefore they will never understand the phrase "Now that's what I'm talkin" for it tells a whole history of life, death, and afterlife. The galaxy itself was created by this one phrase by this one man known as god himself. God once said, "Now that's what I'm talkin," which generated life itself to occupy the space of the known universe. Since then there have been many men trying to withstand the power of "Talkin" however, they eventually fall into darkness and insanity to which no living being can escape. Not even God himself. The main reason the world is what it is today is because God has given into this insanity, creating evil in all aspects of life whether that be natural disasters or men themselves. No one can withstand this power, no one has been seen withstanding this power therefore no other universes have been created since then disproving the multiple universe theory known as the multiverse. DO NOT say this phrase, "Now that's what I'm talkin," for it will drive any man insane to the point of death instantly. The fact that God himself couldn't withstand this power should be a warning to any living being that this power is too much for any being in all of existence.
Haha I just fucked your sister
Yo same!
now that's what i'm talkin!

I'm taking my talents to south beach. 

A euphemism for masturbation, onanism, etc.
Janette: So are you going out tonight?

Erica: Nah, I think I'll stay in - I'm taking my talents to south beach.

taking the mickey 

Joking, doing something without intent.

Making fun of someone or something.

A less offensive way of saying taking the piss.
"That was funny!"
Her prominent eyes swam with tears as she gasped for breath, staring at Ron. Utterly nonplussed, he looked around at the others, who were now laughing at the expression on Ron's face and at the ludicrously prolonged laughter of Luna Lovegood, who was rocking backwards and forwards, clutching her sides.
"Are you taking the mickey?" said Ron, frowning at her.
"Baboon's … backside!" she choked, holding her ribs. -Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
taking the mickey by Cassi S. August 6, 2005

Taking My Talents to South Beach 

A euphemism for masturbation.

Derived from the much-hated Lebron James and his words to describe his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bathroom taking my talents to South Beach.

Twalking 

Verb: Texting while walking really slowly in no specific direction much to the annoyance of anyone behind you who is walking at a normal pace that are either blocked, or need to walk around you. Noun: twalker
Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a twalker
I need to quit twalking and pay attention to where I am going
I had to crawl through this twalker's legs to get past him/her
Sorry, I've been twalking in circles
Twalking by NicZB February 11, 2015