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First, it was "Merry Christmas." Then, all the white panzis started whining about that, so then it turned into "Happy Holidays." Then, the people who didn't like that went "I want to say Merry Christmas." So now, we say

Happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!
White Panzi- You shouldn't be assuming people celebrate Christmas!! That's politically Incorrect!!

Politician- Ok we will say happy holidays

Average Person- I just wanna say Merry Christmas damn it!

AVGN- Ok, let's say happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!

The Angry Video Game Nerd came up with the beauty
by Critical Acclaim May 16, 2009
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The Farmer

The farmer is when a man cums into a woman's butthole and presses her checks together while the cum slowly comes out like a cow getting milked.
That man just performed the farmer to that poor girl dressed up like Hillary Clinton.
by Avery Bennet November 8, 2007
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The Forrest Gump Effect

To have a long, long conversation with complete stranger that creates an epic story about your past often in awkward locations such as elevators, park benches, bus stops, or even waiting rooms.

Also, you win if you include football, chocolate, shrimp or running insane distances.
Guy 1: I went to get checked up at the doctor's, but I totally got the Forrest Gump Effect by some old guy. I sat there for five hours without realizing my name was called.

Guy 2: Damn....
by G-Ender July 21, 2010
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The Full Fo-Shay

1. Spending a good chunk of change on the purchase of a premium product or products when something lesser would serve just as well.

2. Purchasing a few similar premium products, such as 3 or 4 mics or SSD's, in order to check them out, to satisfy a curiosity about the minor differences.

3. Any so-called extravagant purchase which brings pleasure to the mind and pain to the wallet.

4. Anything done to the max!
Bob: Whoa! Is that the new computer? You built that?? That thing's a beast!!

Joe: Ya dude, I really went the Full Fo-Shay on this one. I bought an i7-2600K CPU, 32GB of CAS 7 RAM, an EVGA GeForce GTX 580 graphics card, two OCZ-VERTEX3 MI SSDs so I can run 'em in RAID 0, of course, and a fanless Corsair 80 PLUS Platinum PSU. I stuck all that on a GIGABYTE G1.SNIPER2 LGA 1155 Intel Z68 mobo, then stuck that in a LIAN LI PC-X2000F Black Aluminum ATX Full Tower case.

Bob: Ha! I see you spared no expense. Hey, what's that over there? Is that another computer??

Joe: Oh, that's just the AMD equivalent of this one. I'm not really sure what I'll use if for, if anything. I only built it so I could A/B the current top-of-the-line AMD against top-of-the-line Intel.

Bob: Man, I so love hanging with you. Only problem is, now I’ll have to figure out how to explain to my wife all the new parts you've inspired me to buy. She's gonna flip.

Joe: Buy her an iPad at the same time and she won't even notice.
by random rich October 19, 2011
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the Fit is go

A term used by J'Reilly in an attempt to give some clout to his Honda Fit
the Fit is go: James was going to join his friends in the circle jerk, but he couldn't, because the Fit was not go.
by dis niqqa April 26, 2014
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The Fly 2

The Fly 2 (also stylized Fly II) is an atrocious film sequel to David Cronenberg's The Fly. Because of its near unwatchable nature, it is used as a slang term/code word for Marijuana, as it would never be possible that someone wants to actually talk about or watch The Fly 2.

There are different 'grades' of Fly 2:

Fly 2 on VHS is low grade marijuana.
Fly 2 on DVD is decent stuff.
Fly 2 on Blu-Ray is the dankest weed you'll ever smoke.
"Yo, when you come over tonight, bring your copy of Fly 2 on Blu-Ray. We can check it out."

"Hey, I heard you wanted to see The Fly II. I have it on VHS if you want to check it out."

"I am looking to sell my copy of The Fly 2 on DVD if you know anyone who wants to buy it."
by NevilleEnnui January 13, 2015
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The Full Rush Limbaugh

The Full Rush Limbaugh is a sexual position, typically in "Canine Fashion" in which the dominant party is adorned with a hyper-realistic mask of an African Bush Elephant (Loxodonta africana), as well as a spandex and/or latex leotard, styled with the flag of the United States of America. The submissive party will promptly sing "America the Beautiful" during intercourse.
"Hey dude, I was over at Cindy's house the other day when her parents were at work; I gave her the Full Rush Limbaugh."

"No Mr. Garrison, I will not give you The Full Rush Limbaugh."

"Speedy Gonzales received The Full Rush Limbaugh from Judy Garland."
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