three fries short of a happy meal

Crazy, Insane, Bonkers.

Jack: "If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna loose it."

*Teal'C cocks his head looking confused*

Jack: "Lose it? It means go crazy ... nuts ... insane ... Bonzo ..."

*He's putting more ketchup and mustard on the plate as he's talking*

Jack: "No longer in possession of one's faculties ... Three fries short of a Happy Meal ... WACKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*He shows Teal'C the smiley face he drew on the plate*

three fries short of a happy meal by Fishyghost January 18, 2008

eleven short of a dozen 

predicate adjective.

crazy, strange; descriptive of someone who does or says something stupid

I wondered if my brother was eleven short of a dozen when he asked whether I knew his name.

eleven short of a dozen by gtstack October 11, 2006

three packets short of a fun dip 

Expression used to insult someone's intelligence or personality.

Fun Dip is a candy found in US/Canada. It is unique in the fact that it requires two separate candies to be combined in order to properly enjoy it's intended mode of consumption. First, a tasteless sugar stick must be licked, then it must be dipped into one of three included packets of flavored sugar powder. If you remove the three packets, you are left with the tasteless sugar sticks, making the product incomplete, worthless, and bland. Therefore, describing someone as 'three packets short of a Fun Dip' means they are (a) missing general intelligence or (b) lacking flavor (in the personal sense).

I would never vote for (POLITICIAN)! That (GENDER IDENTITY) is three packets short of a Fun Dip!

three packets short of a fun dip by J-Tro May 12, 2016

National Slap Your SHORT Friend Day 

National slap your short friend day is the day right after national slap your tall friend day, so NSYSF day is on February 12th! Y'all created slap your tall friend day so i create this because I'm the tallest out of my friends and they keep trying to slap me, so I thought this would even us out.

Vincy: Ow! How dare u!
Lina: It was national slap your tall friend day!
*Ze next day*
Vincy: *Le slap
Lina: WTF
Vincy: well, yesterday was national slap your tall friend day, so today is national slap your SHORT friend day
Lina: I hate the internet

National Slap Your SHORT Friend Day by Emmuchino December 7, 2019

the short bus 

Slow thought process. It refers to the bus that transports the disabled kids to and from school, not to be confused with the senior citizen's bus.

Did you come in on the short bus today?

the short bus by friendsoftina January 5, 2004

Perma-Short 

In climates with significant weather changes between the four seasons, a Perma-Short is someone who will wear shorts all year round, regardless of temperature. Usually, Perma-Shorts are male with long unruly hair. They usually complement their shorts with an old t-shirt usually displaying something related to dragons, wolves, eagles, or Def Leppard. It is usually postulated that most Perma-Shorts think they are some how getting back at society by refusing to wear coats and pants.

"Who's the Perma-Short in the net shorts across the street? It's fucking 10 below today!!" --> "What a bad ass, that firey dragon t-shirt is ice cold"

Perma-Short by gRip July 31, 2007

Being short

not having time for a full conversation or a comment to show you're really not interested, abrupt, not having a friendly demeanor

Dang, Sally was being short with me when i talked to her on the phone yesterday, I guess she's still mad about what happened

Being short by TheRealDude99 May 24, 2014