The Girthitudinal Scale

The scale that one uses to measure the circumferance of one's penis

Jeremiah ranks a 68,000,000 on The Girthitudinal Scale. His penis has th same circumferance as that of the Tale-Bop Comet.

by Alex January 20, 2004

Molson Scale

The amount of beers a man has to drink before he beds a woman.

The hot girl in psych class has a Molson scale of 0 to 1, whereas your elderly grandmother has a Molson scale of 25.

by Dansky Kral February 22, 2011

Google scale

See also, google or elgoog

The scale of google.. i guess

by Adam November 5, 2004

scalled

Leu's weird way of saying it's called.

scalled doing what i want.

by ArousedPanda May 12, 2016

Scales

A word used to make fun of someone who picks their face and leaves scabs. Usually heroin addicts. Or any drug addict.

Lmao look at scales over there !

by Xokittyxo93 June 18, 2018

ghey scalerer

A ghey scaler is some one that out of habit will deliver a humorous insult by "producing" a scale. The insulter describes something as being on a scale from one to ten, but rather than giving a number they say "thats pretty ghey" so that when the insult is constructed correctly it goes like this- "on a scale from one to ten .... thats pretty ghey ". This insult is commonly used by a complete douche, tool, or supreme jack ass...or maybe they are just cooler than you, whatever the case the topic at hand is usually pretty ghey.

guy one: dude I just spent 3 days strait playing WoW to become a level 70 alliance leader

guy two: wow man, on a scale from one to ten .... thats pretty ghey

guy one: your such a ghey scalerer

by mega_madness August 7, 2009

The Connor Scale

A scale from 1-10 that ranks how gay a person, statement, action, and/or object is. 1=not that gay and 10=really gay

Dude whats up with that gay shirt? Thats like a 7 on the Connor scale.

by jlkhg February 8, 2009