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Sausage Gobbler

when a person can not resist and uncontrollably forces copious amounts of sausage into their orfice resulting in an audible sound reminiscent of a turkey.
latin: Pultem Gobbler
example 1: Tim loved sausage so much, he gagged himself during consumption.Tim was a Sausage Gobbler

example 2: Tim made uncomfortable noises when receiving sausage, tim was popular at sausage festivals and meat markets. Tim a Showboating Sausage Gobbler.
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sausage mark 

when a sausage that has been grilled has marks on it or when its been thrown at a wall and leaves an imprint on the wall
‘dude, theres a fucking sausage mark on my wall
sausage mark by lukaisntreal May 12, 2024

Sausage-Canon 

When a woman shoots your dick out of her vagina
Stephanie gave me a sausage-canon last night while she came!!

I really want to sausage-canon some dick right now
Sausage-Canon by Urmom69445 November 26, 2024

sausage sniffer 

A faggot who can't stop smelling penis
Hey sausage sniffer tacos are better smelling than penis
sausage sniffer by Slurped buttface December 8, 2024

sausage belly 

someone who has a bit of belly or gut
Gossamer "did you see Helen last night?"
Solly " yeah she's put on a bit of weight.... she's got a bit of sausage belly now!"
sausage belly by Gollywobble January 3, 2025

Sausage Bullet 

A poorly time, and unfunny comment that ruins the entire joke.
Spubert: Yknow those funny tiktoks where they say their ordering a pizza, but they only dial three numbers
Reed: "Yes the pizza is armed" haha
Kayla: "Can I get some sausage bullets" hahaha...
...
*crickets*
*side eyes*
Sausage Bullet by Spubert January 17, 2025

sausage jockey 

A man who enjoys riding the cock of another male
That guys a sausage jockey, he enjoys sitting with cock up his arse
sausage jockey by Sausage sucker January 17, 2025