Riverhead

A place where absolutely nothing happens. The county seat for suffolk county, and pretty much the center of all of long island, riverhead is very boring. There may be an outlet center, and a shitload of stores and car dealerships, but other than that riverhead blows. Riverhead high school, the home of the fake "orange" spray on tan, as well as fake people, is also the home of the blue waves, who kick major ass in everything EXCEPT LACROSSE. Many long island gangs and nationwide gangs such as the crips and bloods have made themselves at home in the greens, and main street, where machete slayings occur weekly at a local MS-13 owned bar. drugs are part of daily riverhead life, riverhead is the home of many ethnicities which mainly keep to themselves, and live in separate areas of the town too. (commonly referred to as riverhood, but only by the kids who live in riverhead. also home to the worlds biggest whores.. like. biggest)

man1: ugh did that sign say the last exit on the highway was riverhead??
man2: yeah
man 1: were going to die...

by a riverheadian October 13, 2011

Knight Rider

In homo sapiens, a Knight is the individual in the community whom the others follow. Within this community, a female referred to as a "Knight Rider" prides themselves on their ability to attract and wrangle the "Knight Stick". If knight stick hunting was economics, their meat wallet would simply be the most full. Each Knight Rider Pack is enevitably diffrent but they all contain the same heirchy containing a Knight Rider at the top, competiters for being a Knight Rider in the middle, and at the bottom the third wheel girls. In certain highly social environments (i.e. college campuses, dorms, and greek housing) a contender can use more indirect methods, such as political alliances, rumors, severe intoxication and sloppy blowjobs to oust the ruling Knight Rider and take her place.

1) Two female college roommates vying for "Knight Rider" dominance happen to both sleep with their floor RA, who happens to be a knight, in a futile attempt to show off their knight stick courting superiority and in the process encourage other knight riders.

by therealest1987 March 11, 2012

camel rider

one who has sex with a pregnant woman in a her third trimester.

As a seasoned camel rider, it was no shock to me that my wife's water broke during sex.

by metro east bastard October 14, 2006

ricer

One who rices. Rice is derived from elitist white motorcyclists who labeled the lighter, faster, better handling Japanese sportbikes "rice rockets." From there, the "rice" moniker spread to Japanese cars, and now applies to any cars which have ricers as owners and modifiers.

The object of ricification can be any vehicle. The modifications performed must be showy and over-the-top. Most ricers are strictly into the show aspect of import tuning, and therefore drive overburdened and, plainly, ugly vehicles. Other ricers are ricers simply because of their attitude, which revolves around bikini contests and general lack of automotive knowledge. Ricers often hop on a bandwagon, which may include tasteful modification, simply because it is "in" at the time. However, it is easy to see that they are truly ricers at heart.

The entire fanbase of the Teckademics video series.

A 1992 Honda Civic with 19" wheels, a huge wing, a Black Widow bodykit, a windshield banner... and an automatic with no engine mods.

by OppositeLock January 6, 2005

ricer profile

An AIM profile with a lot of different colors and flashy text. This is especially bad when the person who has the profile is a guy and not a girl.

Tim Casa has a ricer profile because he used 100 different colors and 10 different fonts in making it, and hes a guy too!!

by tim August 25, 2004

Red River Shootout

When a guy fucks a girl who is on the rag (menstruating)

(His semen shoots at her red river)

The annual Oklahoma vs. Texas football game is NOT the Red River Shootout; it's the Red River Rivalry!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

dick-rider-syndrum

the act of not being able to stop riding someone's dick, even if there not famous people. these people usually run after the people they follow like a hobbit does a ring. there is almost no cure for these people...actually there is no cure.

josh rode kobe's dick all the way to the loss against the celtics...i think he has dick-rider-syndrum

richard, u need to stop riding jhalens dick!, u need a doctor for that dick-rider-syndrum you have there.

by hippsterrLOL June 16, 2010