hairy muff

1. - an unfortunate incident involving the crotchal area of you girlfried. likely to put you off sex for life.

2. - an alternative expression for fair enough

1. alex unzipped james' trousers 'holy shit!! he has a hairy muff'.

2. 'im going to the shop to purchase an illegal substance'. 'hairy muff'.

by Big Dave November 10, 2004

muffaletta

the cheese like substance in a girl's vagina when she has an infection.

Yo you go down on Chelsea?

-Brody

Hell yea, her muffaletta was soggy and sour.
-Shea

by chs 4 liiiiifeee April 20, 2010

muffy (muff)

1. used to describe one who is acting in a nerdy and/or uncool manner ie: acting not normal or weird
2. also can be used as an adjective to describe something that is not quite right
3. can also be interpreted as the hair around a womans vagina

This definition of muffy originated back in 1997 when I was in high school. An un-popular girl at my school had a head of hair so poofy and frizzy it resembled a big muff on her head, so we started calling her muffy. The word slowly became an adjective, and started to replace other words in our vocabulary (ie: your hair is muffed instead of your hair is messed up, and what the muff, instead of what the fuck)

1. do you see that lame guy over there trying to pick up those girls? they're just laughing at him.... what a muff!
2. did you just wake up? ...yes... oh, cause your hair is all muffed
3. dude... that chick I was with last night had a HUGE muff!

by Rachel Taylor January 27, 2005

Muff Cabbage

A gross vagina. Which makes perfect sense considering "it's a Jersey thing"

Tiffani: What the fuck is a muff cabbage?

Kyley-D: It's a Jersey thing.

by AEPi Guy October 15, 2010

muff huggin

Shortened and less explicit version of "mother fucking"

"I'm muff huggin tired"
"Give me a muff huggin burger"

by figinater February 16, 2009

diti muff

an EXTREMELY hairy cunt or beaver. so hairy that it seems to defy the laws of physics. this term cannot be used loosely.

omfg did u see the diti muff on that heffer?

by jimbob February 15, 2003

meff mouff

a term originating in the 803 of lancaster south carolina.
it can have one of three meanings.

1, a girl with fucked up teeth

2, a girl whos face is ugly or un appealing

3, a girl who is such a whore she sucks dick all the time

that bitch ryan talking to got straight up meff mouff

(or) you know, dat bitch kay from central? she a meff mouff,
bitch ugly

by dylan lawing April 3, 2008