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knob jockey

one who likes who like to ride knob
mom: morgan why do you have to be such a knob jockey?
morgan k: sorry mom, i just love knob!!
by blacklover19 November 2, 2008
mugGet the knob jockeymug.

Knob

When someone is a conplete noob at life, in a really cute/badass way. A knob is not necessarily a bad thing to be called. In fact, people are often very fond of knobs.
Dude 1: Haha, my cousin slipped on a banana peel. I didn't even know that was possible
Dude 2: What a knob!
by Dauntless :D August 4, 2015
mugGet the Knobmug.

knobbed in the butty

" she wanted to be knobbed in the butty" so I did
"He crashed into my car and drove off, totally knobbed in the butty"
by csmc November 25, 2015
mugGet the knobbed in the buttymug.

square knob

by yepnupcoz April 12, 2021
mugGet the square knobmug.

stinky door knob

When your mother is constantly pissing you off about your cat being on the counter tops so you rub the cats ass all over the counter tops every handle and door knob in the house.

Dylan "I will rub the cats ass on everything"
I'm doing to stinky door knob the fuck out of this kitchen.
by Hole April 14, 2016
mugGet the stinky door knobmug.

Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon
by Trem55 January 20, 2017
mugGet the Knob gobbled a kid cannonmug.

slob on my knob

In the song called "slob on my knob" which also is the first lyric in said song. Refers to the act of receiving oral sex as a penis owner.
Can I slob on your knob?

Yes, you may slob on my knob!
by Unknown757894937 April 20, 2024
mugGet the slob on my knobmug.

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