jellyfinger

To wobble one's finger savagely in close proximity to another's 'butthamper'

'I jellyfingered your butthamper'
'...no you didn't'

by Chris-Piano May 22, 2006

Jellybean

Nickname used for fat people which are lonely/insecure about themselves and their appearance.

Josh's nickname should be Jellybean, no one likes him & he's fat

by perfectpotato21 May 2, 2012

Jelly bags

The correct term for Breast implants.

"Michaela is so proud of her new Jelly bags, she can't wait to whip her top off down the pub"

by gluesniffer December 30, 2004

jelly bracelets

fun little bracelets that sumhow came 2 get a bad rep. i kno ppl who have had jelly bracelets banned from their schools. theyre just bracelets! i mean, doesn't it sound rather idiotic that romantic/sexual innteraction has been color categorized by bracelets? also, the meanings are not even consistent!

brad: jessica! i just snapped your black jelly bracelet!
jessica: like,omg! i guess u kno wut that means....
*brad and jessica begin undressing each other rapidly*

by Alcatraz Psycho Ward Outpatient September 18, 2005

Jelly Taco

A Jelly taco, is simply a vagina during it's menstral cycle. If a female were to be having her period, she and/or her vagina would be referred to as a Jelly Taco.

"Yo did you hook up with that chick last night"
"Nah dude, shit was jelly taco didn't go near it."

by BonelessWingsLax February 22, 2008

dog meat jelly

an insult of or meaning vagina in the most insulting way possible.

That dog meat jelly is such a bitch.
OHHH, CHECK OUT THAT HOT DOG MEAT JELLY OVER THERE!

by kl & sv July 25, 2006

jelly bollocks

A faggot that lathers his bollocks in petroleum jelly before a faggotting session, he dips his nuts into the jelly filled pot in the fasion of teabagging then slapps them onto his bitch's chest and scrolls them down and tucks them into the gooch !!!

"hold on sammy i'm gonna grease you up some jelly bollocks"

"jesus christ martin where did you learn that ?"

"those were some long days and nights back in vietnam, but nothing helped me sleep better"

by juve September 12, 2007