duecergency

Urgent need for a bowel movement.

I made record time walking home today; total duecergency!

by oktonyok July 10, 2017

Deuce Deuce

A police officer and/or CO. Originating from prisons and county jails, this term is used to alert others of correctional officers entering the unit/cell block. Once out of incarceration, many former inmates continue to use this term to alert others of (a) law enforcement official(s) presence.

Most of us saw the correctional officer enter the unit. Many inmates yelled "deuce deuce!" in a vain attempt to alert the men smoking marijuana in the bathroom.

(inmate no.1)What happened to alI of your ass tobacco? (inmate no.2)I saw the deuce deuce coming in for the raid and I threw it across the unit. (inmate no.1) Daaaamn bro. That sucks!

by Oatmeal the serial killer April 18, 2018

Deuces

It means peace of either “hello” or “goodbye”

Man: deuces
Woman: how are you

Or

Men: Ok I gtg, deuce
Women: ok

by Jdufnef January 5, 2018

Deuce Juice

When you’re jerking off while you’re taking a shit and you bust a nut as the turd is half out.

Duuude I finally did it ! I Deuce Juiced ! Didnit at the right time!

by Tunaman801 February 20, 2018

Deucebumps

The hair raising bumps on your face and arms when you have to poop .

As he approached the bathroom door, his stomach rumbled and the ”deucebumps” appeared on his arms and face.

by Lowboy41 May 29, 2018

Deuce Fairy

A small, winged creature that flys around at night shitting in the mouths of humans. Most commonly after long nights of drinking and smoking.

Ah, fuck! The deuce fairy visited last night.

by Ash666666 June 26, 2018

Deuce

Deuce is the best gamer and will take ur girl in a heart beat he is smart and athletic he like to play basketball and is a fun guy

Deuce is the best person on earth

by Ufhrbsgdbrbgd August 8, 2019