crack house chef 

Someone who moved to Atlanta from the midwest just to go to culinary school, but failed. Now they live in a crack house in the midwest and talk about hot dogs all day.

What ever happened to your cousin?

oh he's a crack house chef now.

all about that hot dog life.

crack house chef by MC Busta January 17, 2020

Crack vacuum 

Crack vacuum is the definition of being a idiot or stupid

J hope your being a crack vacuum

Crack vacuum by Hope_world•w• January 29, 2020

Crack head bruce 

Crack head bruce is a kind caring incredibly stupid and beautiful loser and is lost without crack head betty in there life you are lucky to know her/him boom she likes to yell at people to get there cold feet off her and she don’t like Gucci or Louie she’s a dollar general type of gal and she loves to pick pocket oh and she absolutely LOVES to kick old people downstairs . Oh and crack head bruce I hope you see this how are you I miss you come back to me

Crack head bruce You’ve been in a coma for 60 years come back to us this is the only way we could reach you. We miss you well your family don’t I do

Crack head bruce by Crack_head_betty_101 April 6, 2020

Crack Harty 

when at least 5 crack heads get together & smoke a bunch of crack/cocaine

“Hey wanna go to the crack harty at angela’s tonight?”

Crack Harty by Jayduh Moos Oh May 28, 2020

Crack o' Dawn 

Dawn's crack - a special place; Also, early sunrise (similar to 'zero dark thirty' in military slang).

1. That woman's pie is some mighty fine – I love the crack o' dawn. 2. People, we'll be on the objective by crack o' dawn!

Crack o' Dawn by Carl Davidson July 22, 2020

Crack whore explosion 

An event that suddenly and randomly happens out of nowhere and often drastically changes a plot or conversation

So I sent them a funny video that they described as offensive and suddenly a crack whore explosion ensued where they started bashing me for being wildly insensitive.

Crack whore explosion by YuOfTheNight August 23, 2020

crack shed 

A sketch a** location where you could find absolutely ANYTHING there and It’s the only place you wouldn’t be shocked to see something so absurd.

Tina’s car is a total crack shed, last Tuesday I had to pull a choir of vibrators and a taco out the passenger seat before there was room for my fat a**.

crack shed by NoFakeNews September 14, 2020