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Crackhead chances 

Actions or decisions that are predicated of both a person and an undertaking and implies a willingness to accept extrodinarily high risks with minimal gain or chance of successful outcome. This can also mean taking a chance on trusting a someone who is proven untrustworthy and therefore by association you are considered a crackhead for lack of good judgement.
Amy is always taking crackhead chances. Yesterday she lent her Maybach to her broke dopefiend cousin Dave so that he could take a trip to New Jersey. She hasn't heard from him since. You know that she will never see that car again.
Crackhead chances by awsasin July 28, 2011
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ham chandelier

What The lips of the vagina are called after they have been irritated from such things as bike riding or riding a mechanical bull for long periods.
Is your ham chandelier upset because of your spin class?
ham chandelier by T2216639 November 13, 2016

Any chance... 

Fucked up way of asking someone to do something for them regardless of how much of a pain in the ass they are being. Usually because they are too lazy to do it themselves.
Darrell--Any chance...you could get me a bottle of water?

Billseph--No
Any chance... by Ftedward Finkel December 31, 2020

an ice cube's chance in hell 

it means totally impossible, it will never happen, fuck no.
we'll be friends like an ice cube's chance in hell.

Charlie’s chances with gurneet 

Nonexistent. You don’t have a chance. Please stop embarrassing yourself. The second hand cringe is real.
What are Charlie’s chances with Gurneet?
None existent bro he has no chance

ms. chance 

Usually a teacher, very stupid and dumb. She is usually a black lesbian that steals items from students. No students will not like her.
Ms. Chance is a fag.
ms. chance by Alien696969696969 June 28, 2017

Chandedo 

I can't wait to go back home to the Venezuelan coast, so that I can enjoy some chocolate caliente con chandedos the this Christmas.
Chandedo by StuDiouS September 17, 2014