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Any chance... 

Fucked up way of asking someone to do something for them regardless of how much of a pain in the ass they are being. Usually because they are too lazy to do it themselves.
Darrell--Any chance...you could get me a bottle of water?

Billseph--No
Any chance... by Ftedward Finkel December 31, 2020

an ice cube's chance in hell 

it means totally impossible, it will never happen, fuck no.
we'll be friends like an ice cube's chance in hell.

Charlie’s chances with gurneet 

Nonexistent. You don’t have a chance. Please stop embarrassing yourself. The second hand cringe is real.
What are Charlie’s chances with Gurneet?
None existent bro he has no chance

ms. chance 

Usually a teacher, very stupid and dumb. She is usually a black lesbian that steals items from students. No students will not like her.
Ms. Chance is a fag.
ms. chance by Alien696969696969 June 28, 2017

Chandedo 

I can't wait to go back home to the Venezuelan coast, so that I can enjoy some chocolate caliente con chandedos the this Christmas.
Chandedo by StuDiouS September 17, 2014

chandelier 

drinking game where one cup FULL of beer is placed in the middle of (usually) 6 other cups filled about 1/3 with beer. One player is behind each of these 6 cups, and the aim of the game is to bounce a ping pong (beer pong) ball either: 1. into the middle cup, causing all players to drink their individual cup as quickly as possible, with the last person finished their cup forced to drink the full, middle cup; or 2. into one of the 5 other players' cups, who then has to drink their own cup and gets to have the next bounce.
These guys suck balls at beer pong and I just wanna get fucked up fast, so let's play some chandelier...always does the trick.
chandelier by mdub1087 September 11, 2008