Husband Brother

A husband who looks very similar to his wife, generally in a very creepy way.

Yo dawg, you see that Husband Brother and Sister Wife over there making out? GROSS!!!!!!

by JamMasterBae September 7, 2016

Eskibowl brother

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.

So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

You've become a kind of an eskimo brother with another brother.

There is no female equivalent.

Eskibowl...Eskibowl brother...

by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2016

hemp brother

A hemp brother is a dude you like to get stoned with.

What's up? You got that A1 hemp brother?
You're my hemp brother

by Shmomp October 4, 2017

Little Brother of South Carolina

The lowlife,poor excuse of an SEC team located in Columbia, SC. USC will always be the little brother of South Carolina and a disgrace to college football. Guess they are an equestrian school now...

The little brother of South Carolina proved their talent once again with their 3-9 season record.

by mcclellando October 14, 2017

handsome brother

Crisykins, a boy who doubts his self image, but is cute or whatevaaaa.

These hoes agree that my brother is handsome.

Did you see Christian? He’s handzome.

What a handsome brother!

by itsapranklol January 4, 2018

Crappy brother

Sends birthday card to wrong person on your birthday.

BJ is such a crappy brother he sent Lynn’s birthday card to Mike.

by Disgruntled Trailer Trash January 17, 2018

ur brother likes ur mother

The most rare insult in the planet of the earth. Has never been used and was buried in the core of the earth to be permanently destroyed. But then the sun god retrieved it while finding the Holy Grail and decided this insult was better and had told it to nobody. This will obliterate any insult including "Your Family Tree LGBT". This insult also breaks the No U infinite spell card found by some users in discord and steam. Be sure to use this accordingly.

John: "ur family tree lgbt"
Pulls out small cloth and leather box
John: "it was only a jok-"
You: "UR BROTHER LIKES UR MOTHER"
*universe implodes infinite times into itself causing the universe to turn into a black hole*

by fuckin bitchy ass May 20, 2018