turkish hot bath

Another term for "Dutch oven". When you fart under a blanket and pull the blanket over your friends head.

First coined by Michael Meyers, DVM, Columbia, MO.

He Turkish hot bath'd and I broke up with him.

by MaybleLover January 17, 2016

turkish bear

a gay hairy fat turkish man,google it,you will be shocked,i warned you!

i just saw turkish bear porn,it was shocking

by TheUrbanBadger October 12, 2016

turkish blumhouse

The act of giving a blumpkin from inside the tank of an outhouse. Getting shat on will giving a blowjob.

She loves taking shit showers and giving head so she joined him in the Turkish blumhouse

by Kenny A May 18, 2016

Turkish exchange rate

Clogged belly button

His Turkish exchange rate kind of turned me on!!!

by AleMo September 18, 2016

Turkish Exchange

When two guys cut their dicks off and swap them and include money in the deal

Those two fags are doing a Turkish exchange!

by Bellballer21 September 19, 2016

Turkish Tounge Twizzler

When your laying on your back with legs in the air and Sarah sticks her tounge up your ass and licks out the kebab you ate earlier.

Got a lovely Turkish Tounge Twizzler last night off Sarah. She had Doner Kebab all over her lips, nasty bitch

by Doo1doo2doo3 November 2, 2016

Turkish Maintenance

Inadequate, half-assed, widespread negligence, inability to follow basic standard engineering procedures using sub-standard materials when maintaining or repairing large mechanical items. Influenced by the cultural belief that all is "as God wills."

Please don't use Turkish Maintenance on my new Outback. I paid 18K for it and I need it to get to work for the next 10 years.

Current condition of the Parthenon in Athens can be seen as an early benchmark of what is now called "Turkish Maintenance."

by sparklingdark December 17, 2016