carpet toad

A highly illusive yet abundant species of toad. Greasy foods and beer seem to attract the carpet toad. Although many people have claimed to have been close enough to even feel the carpet toad run right next to them, experts have yet to capture one for scientific study or photography. There have been numerous reports that when startled, they will emit an unpleasant odor and rippling sound very similar to the barking spider. Some experts have theorized that due to the different odors and sound variations that there may be different breeds of carpet toads. Most experts agree that it is closely related to the Brown Spitting Toad.

Bill: Dude, did you fart?
Bob: No, must have been those carpet toads again.

by Brockm January 8, 2008

hippie toaster

Any of the Volkswagen Type 2 microbuses produced from 1950. So named for the resemblenance to a common toaster appliance.

Did you see that hippie toaster? It was totally covered with free-form "art".

by termer June 4, 2009

Corporate Toast

A doomed or laughable corporate project/idea/presentation that was conceived and designed by management pinheads along with sales and marketing douchebags.

So named because it embodies a thick layer of management B.S. spread on to a generous slice of sales and marketing fail.

This powerpoint that Jason sent out is the greatest example of Corporate Toast I have ever seen. I can't wait until the project chokes on it and finally dies.

by Hy Pyke November 29, 2009

trojan toaster

the process of throwing a condom in the microwave for a short period of time and then placing it over your penis

The trojan toaster is an inexpensive penis warmer.

by PJCS2 December 23, 2009

porn toaster

A term for a personal Network-Attached Storage (NAS) box that has a similar appearance to a toaster. Usually used to store a private porn stash hidden within folders of music, documents, and videos.

Mommy, why do you call that box a porn toaster?

Because that is where Mommy stores the pictures that put food on the table.

by frustratedIT December 6, 2013

Krimpie Toad

When you and the fellers are out and one of them is acting like a straight up clown but all the boys are still down for it so it makes you squad up even harder than prior to the clownin

Lil HuCkleberry was being a krimpie toad last night at Club Space, he had all the girls hounding for him.

by Tyler Likely August 4, 2016

Shrimp Toast

1. Commonly known as an appetizer.
2. A pet name or insult for someone who is short in stature.

"Did you see how tall that person is? Talk about a Shrimp Toast!"
"Hey SHRIMP TOAST, gimmie your lunch money!"
"Sorry Shrimp Toast, yah too short for the ride!"

by Mental_Stew August 31, 2023