porn toaster

A term for a personal Network-Attached Storage (NAS) box that has a similar appearance to a toaster. Usually used to store a private porn stash hidden within folders of music, documents, and videos.
Mommy, why do you call that box a porn toaster?

Because that is where Mommy stores the pictures that put food on the table.
by frustratedIT December 06, 2013
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