The lag is real

When something laggy eg friends,family,phone is extremely laggy you can’t describe the pain.

The lag is real my gra won’t join me game.
The lqg is real an error ecorred

by Graaaaa December 31, 2020

sir real

A guy who is completely spaced.

"Dude that guy is so wasted. Who is he?
"Sir Real."

by Mr Special July 8, 2019

real cute

When she thinks you’re very attractive

“Awww Shes real cute”

by Kidd22 October 20, 2021

Real Jackson

Lazy as fuck, hates PE, GOD at Fortnite, son of Cynical.

"REAL Jackson is lazy AS FUCK!"
-My PE teacher

by Cynical's Son September 26, 2019

Real camping

To be contained in your room hidden from the rest of fucking human civilization

Dam Aliyah why you be real camping so much, ddddaaawwwwggg

by Jerome McLovin June 25, 2019

Thug real

a situation or thing that represents the truth or reality of urban life. To agree with a statement about the truth or reality of urban life.

"I had to buy diapers with food stamps, thug real."

by Mr Seeg October 30, 2008

Real Man

A man who has *actually* given a woman an orgasm.

I'm telling you Britney, when you start dating, only date Real Men.

My roommate's a Real Man, I can hear his girlfriend c**ming from the livingroom.

by Callbee July 9, 2022