5 definitions by Callbee

Total F*cking B*tch
Put customer on hold, turn to co-worker, "This lady on my headset is a TFB. She's screaming at me over a minor problem and won't accept any solutions I've offered.

Karen cuts in front of long line at store because she "is in a hurry". As you watch this say to person next to you (with eye-roll), "What a TFB".
by Callbee June 20, 2019
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Combination of Bro and Don't. A guy who looks good but has some serious character defects.
"Girl, you don't need to bother messing with him, he's a bron't."
Or
"Bron't even." When you see your girlfriend eyeing some douche from your Civ class.
by Callbee June 20, 2019
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A man who has *actually* given a woman an orgasm.
I'm telling you Britney, when you start dating, only date Real Men.

My roommate's a Real Man, I can hear his girlfriend c**ming from the livingroom.
by Callbee July 9, 2022
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A gender neutral singular pronoun, a combination of her & him, or a truncation of them. Hems for gender neutral possessive.
As in: Look at that kid with the shaved head! Hem is really rocking that androgyny look!
by Callbee May 5, 2020
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Grief over the loss of person/place/time period never experienced and (probably) romanticized.
I once came across a photo of some glamorous New Wave kids standing outside a club in 1980s London and I felt an acute sense of paranostalgia.
Sometimes I feel paranostalgic listening to my mom's old 1960s vinyl LPs.
by Callbee March 3, 2020
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