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Steve Jobs Law 

The belief that companies, especially technology companies, know what the customer wants before the customer does. This was pioneered by Steve Jobs when he was CEO of Apple. His famous quote was, “Some people say, Give the customers what they want." But that's not my approach. Our job is to figure out what they're going to want before they do. I think Henry Ford once said, "If I'd asked customers what they wanted, they would have told me, 'A faster horse!'" People don't know what they want until you show it to them. That's why I never rely on market research. Our task is to read things that are not yet on the page.“

This law was used to launch products that consumers had never thought of such as iTunes and iPhone and they worked spectacularly because consumers actually enjoyed the products and it simplified their media and daily life for a time.

Today, Steve Jobs Law is a smokescreen by big tech to ram new products and services down our throats without any input by customers and they expect us to immediately adapt the new products/upgrades/services without complaint, use it in our daily lives, and expect us to pay for the privilege. The Steve Jobs Law has now morphed into a totalitarian force within technology where forced adaptation is not only expected, it should be celebrated, and any attempt at customization by consumers that was celebrated previously must be stamped out immediately.
Did I ever ask for this A.I. upgrade on my Microsoft Office? I don’t need this on my spreadsheet or my PowerPoint! I know how to build it to my specifications. But due to the Steve Jobs Law, I, the customer, don’t know anything about technology and how I can use it to my benefit. I am told what is good for me, I am expected to upgrade to it, and I am expected to pay for it!
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Steve's Delicate Kiss 

When you take a hit off the bong and the bong water splashes into your lips
"Ah hell nah, dis bong just gave me Steve's Delicate Kiss!"

Steve-O's Splash Zone 

An area in which you will get splash with a disgusting solid or liquid.
"Yo Martha's in Steve-O's Splash Zone! Her day is about to be ruined!"

Steve Macri’d

The act of getting farted on and nutted on at the same time
“Dude that girl totally got Steve Macri’d last night!” “I know you could smell it from a mile away”
Steve Macri’d by boxes507 October 14, 2025

Steve Witkoff The Jerkoff

Nickname around the Kremlin for the incompetent billionaire buddy of Diaper Donald, who fancies himself a great negotiator, but is no match for Putin.
Steve Witkoff The Jerkoff will have his lunch eaten in negotiations Putin.

Steve (Québec)

Name that's rarely use, it cause confusion about being seen as a swear for intimidating. Can cause frustration to people that lack a bit of education.
Hello Steve.

How are you .. STEVE !

Steve (Québec).

My name is NOT STEVE !

Steve Davies

A loyal, no nonsense legend who speaks the truth whether you’re ready for it or not. A tough cookie with a soft centre who’s always ready to throw hands for the people she loves and has zero patience for bullshit. She’s not for everyone but exactly right for her people.

Rare, one of a kind, irreplaceable and best of all non refundable.
Example -

Girl 1: Who are theyyyy?
Girl 2: That’s Steve Davies. Absolute weapon mate