Newfoundland Steamer

Taking a poop while the shower is running, which createsa poop-steam combo.

Yes, by....that's a ripe Newfoundland Steamer you left for pa

by Fly-By Day March 20, 2024

Dutch steamer

A dutch oven only performed by a woman when queefing or "farting out her front bum" with the "steamer" part of the name coming from the fact that a queef is much much more moist than a fart (usually)

Luke: "dude that clown chick gave me a dutch steamer last night while i was going down on her"

Tyson: "you probably liked it too"

by emiT enO keeG May 8, 2024

Relentless steamer

Having exploding relentless diarrhea.

The “Relentless’s” were having relentless steamers.

by CPK101 May 14, 2024

Ireland Steamer

A variation on the Cleveland Steamer where Kathy Ireland takes a crap on your chest.

After the Sports Illustrated cover shoot, I got an Ireland Steamer from Kathy.

by KalEl2000 May 26, 2024

Delaware Steamer

Like the Cleveland Steamer, but with the added person yelling "Delaware!" like Joe Biden that one time.

I took her to my penthouse and I freaked it, and by it, haha well - a Delaware Steamer :)

by Chudley C. Tibbs May 27, 2024

Seattle Steamer

A Seattle Steamer is when you live in a space with multiple people and only one toliet. If one person is already sitting on toliet and a second person has to move their bowel urgently, that person can sit on the lap of the current occupant of the toliet and commence to poop.

Hurry up and finish pooping otherwise you ar gonna get a Seattle Steamer

by pedalsteel May 27, 2024

Chicago steamer

When a hot slice of pizza falls onto you, causing severe burn marks on your dick.

Luke received a chicago steamer after he was clumsy with his pizza.

by Like shappard June 27, 2024