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Stankerchief

A non reusable cloth that guys use to blow their nose, wipe off sweat, palm, blow their nose again, then finally put it in their pocket.
Me: hey Jim, why did you grab an extra paper towel from the bathroom?

Jim: I’m using it as my stankerchief, because I have a really bad runny nose today.
by JeranimoAus April 8, 2024
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stanley

an amazing cup that looks cool on the internet.
by usedbydispair April 22, 2024
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Stanetta

A very smart person who thinks and calculates everything precisely. She has a small, close group of friends and loves deeply when she trusts someone. Though she avoids arguments, she can be tough if pushed. She carefully thinks through everything she does and carries much of the family's responsibilities. Stanetta is very generous to her friends and family, loves her family and significant other dearly, and sometimes prefers to be alone.
Stanetta is incredibly thoughtful and precise, always taking on family responsibilities with care, and while she loves her small circle of friends deeply, she sometimes prefers to be alone.
by Girl123457 June 8, 2024
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Stanley Kurbrick Filmed the Moon Landing

From 1945 to 1991 there was the Cold War between the United States, NATO, and the Western world and the Soviet Union, Comintern in Asia, and the Warsaw Pact in Europe.
In 1968, Stanley Kubrick released 2001:A Space Oddesy.
Meanwhile the Space Race was going on between the USA and the USSR, with the Soviets having major wins, leading to the US becoming desperate to get a major win.
Now, here's where we get crazy, because this theory states that the US gov, seeing Kubrick's wonderful job filming space, hired Stanley Kubrick to film the Moon Landing, giving the US a false major win over the Soviets.
There's even a video released after Kubrick's death of him confessing to it.

Now for the debunking.
First off, no member of the world at large had seen video of space, meaning he could've made it look however, and you have to keep in mind this is Kubrick that we're talking about. His films are incredibly well-made with dozens upon dozens of retakes until it's perfect, not to mention the director and extended editions, while the Moon Landing has bad audio and video quality, is short, is fuzzy, and is the polar oppisite of Kubrick's works.
Now at this point you may be thinking "But my name, you said there's video of him confessing to it", well, that video is quite easy to be proven as a hoax -- made by a random guy who moderately looks like 1990s Kubrick --, simple as.
As to why this easily-disprovable conspiracy began, well, that is something I'm still pondering, myself.
Reddit Conspiracy Theorist: Hey man, y'know Stanley Kurbrick Filmed the Moon Landing?!
You, an intellectual: Don't be a fool; everyone knows Hitchcock filmed it
This was originally about 2,400 characters, but I needed to revise it to just 1,500 to publish it, so it's not as enticing, not as in depth, nor does it explain what nations were even in the Comintern or Warsaw Pact, but i encourage you to watch a video on YouTube about this by The Why Files
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Stankees

What immature Yankee haters that act far below their actual age call the New York Yankees, mostly used by fans of the Boston Red Sox and the New York Mets.
Immature Yankee haters: Stankees suck
Me: What are you, 5, 8, maybe 10?
Those same losers: Fuck you asshole
Me: Go home to mommy and cry over her shoulder.
by PhoenixGamer34 June 24, 2024
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Stanley

(adj.)
- feeling of discomfort or unease particularly due to repetition.
*dizzy, nauseous, etc*
(n.)

- a person who finds relief in repetition.
"uergh I've been playing this game for a while, i feel a little stanley"
Person A: getting the same lunch for 2 weeks
Person B: "aren't you a Stanley"
Person A: "yeah maybe I am"
by valwoowoo July 5, 2024
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Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid

A line Spoken by The Narrator in The Stanley Parable/Ultra Deluxe If you stay in the broom closet long enough.
Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid, he probably only got the job because of a family connection, that's how stupid he is.
by Stanley-P July 7, 2024
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